Chuck, Serena, and the Boobs as working adults. I've decided that I like seeing Chuck, Serena, and the Boobs have jobs, especially ones that they're so well suited for. Chuck loves to party, so of course he should own a club. Serena and the Boobs are fame whores, so of course they would be publicists. These are jobs they know how to do and they seem to be good at. I think I could watch a future version of this show that centered around some kind of event planning company run by these two, and I would probably like it. I want to see more of them in these kind of situations.
Gimlet. Perfect name for a club run by Chuck. To quote Liz Lemon, I want to go to there. Also, speakeasy-themed Halloween party? Total winner. Furthermore, speakeasy themed Halloween party getting broken up by the cops? Because Chuck planned it that way? Olympic fucking champion.
Hilary Duff. I know, I know, she's not that annoying, right? Who would have expected it? Not me. Although there is a chance that I find her less annoying now that we've gotten to see a few scenes from Endless Nights, Olivia's movie. Turns out vampires + soft core + period costumes = something I will watch and enjoy. No surprise there really given my obsession with True Blood. (Also, random thought: Michelle Forbes should guest star as Lily's sister or something. Wouldn't that be awesome?) Anyway, I'm also convinced that she makes Dan less annoying. I would actually like to see her stick around. Lord knows she's not getting much other work.
Lily and Rufus. They are so sweet together. I love that Lily paid to have children come trick or treat just to make Rufus happy. They are quickly becoming my favorite part of the show. Also, loved how Lily scolded Little J. Speaking of which.....
Things I didn't like:
The rise of Little J, the Dead-Eyed Queen of Constance. Little J: I hate, hate, hate, hate it when you make your power-drunk, I'm-the-Queen-bitches face. You look like you've shut your brain off. Also, show some emotion once in a while. It won't kill you, although it may aggravate that massive hangover you seem to walk around with all the time. Try some Tylenol and an orange juice. Also, you're a moron for betraying Eric to the New Headbands. That yogurt prank was cold. Honestly, don't you remember when you were a homeless fashion designer and Marissa Cooper's sister burned all your clothes? And Eric was still nice to you? YOU'RE AN IDIOT. Furthermore, if you're going to try to rid yourself of your old life by throwing away all those clothes you made for yourself and your sewing machine, you could at least, oh I don't know, TAKE THEM TO THE TRASH CHUTE. Throwing them in a giant pile on the floor for whichever maid is cleaning the van der Humphrey apartment these days doesn't really make it seem like you're trying. Maybe you were trying not to move too much again because of the massive hangover. Whatever, I'm starting to hate you once more. Bitch. Goodbye.
Bitchy Serena. When Serena and the Boobs get bitchy, they act like Little J, which means it seems like they're not acting at all. Her voice goes all wooden and she keeps her eyes half open. If Little J has a massive hangover, then Serena and the Boobs have popped a muscle relaxer or a valium. I would appreciate it if we could have Blair, Serena, and the Boobs make up relatively quickly, as I'm not interested in watching them fight if Serena is just going to imitate Mischa Barton, thank you. That being said, girl knows how to get her picture taken....that and date rich famous men. I give this new one two episodes.
Chuck and Blair fighting. Like Chuck said at the end of the episode, they work best when they are scheming against others. Let's start to see more of that next week.
Other things to note:
- Can someone tell me what Nate does all day? How does he time to constantly be downtown and in Brooklyn? Does he actually go to NYU and they forgot to tell us? Seriously?
- Where is Vanessa? She and Blair have some massive detente at the end of last week's episode, and this week she is nowhere to be seen. Bitch, please. And don't tell me she is off visiting her sister. We know she is in that coffeehouse drinking coffee and deciding which minority Disney character to dress up as next. My money is on Jasmine.
- Dorota and Vanya need more screen time. Love those two.
- There was a little girl dressed up as Lady GaGa for Halloween. I think we all need to be worried about the youth of America. Especially since the little girl planned 12 costume changes for the course of the night.
"I told you I was sorry for my little transgression. Now either make me kiss a girl already or move on."--Blair to Chuck
"Seriously man, do you not get internet here in Brooklyn."--Nate to Dan. No, he doesn't. He also doesn't get clues in Brooklyn either.
"Fix it and in a timely fashion, or were all going as the Real Housewives of New Jersey for Halloween."--Jenny to the New Mean Girls. Two words, Little J: PROSTITUTION. WHORE.
"I'm sorry...apparently Chuck hasn't forgiven you."--Serena and the Boobs to Blair. Uh oh.
"A fight implies time and energy. This is more of an ongoing, detached distrust."--Chuck
"I love the photo of you. So flattering. Who can resist free gifts...and shiny wrappers."--Dan to Olivia, talking about condoms.
"Oooh hooo hoooo, I don't like the tickle."--Dorota about her pedicure.
"I don't know why he's blaming me, I can't control every girl at school." "Jenny, you and I both know that that's not true."--Jenny and Lily. Lily, have I said I liked you today?
"Tell those pathetic trick or treaters there's no pre-packaged joy here."--Blair
"Remember when you chose Chuck? Now I did too."--Blair to Serena and the Boobs. I smell a fight brewing.
"Blair you and I both know you'll never be completely trustworthy."--Chuck. Oh snap.
