Thing That Made Die Inside: Sept 15

Jay Leno's new nightly talk show brings in over 17 million viewers on its premiere night. That's way higher than most new scripted shows have bowed in a long time, and I think it's one of the highest rated entertainment programs NBC has had in a while. Ughhh.

Thing That Made Die Inside: Sept 13

Kanye West completely ruining Taylor Swift's VMA victory for Best Female Video by stealing the microphone and talking about Beyonce. Poor Taylor looked thuderstruck (as did Beyonce, to her credit.) Dude is a complete tool. Complete. Tool. I've included a rough video below for those who would like to see it. It's a modern day version of dumping pig's blood on Carrie at the prom. COMPLETE. TOOL.

Thing That Made Die Inside: Sept 9

Ellen DeGeneres will be filling the empty 4th judge slot on American Idol this season. Uh.......what? I get that, for some strange reason, Fox really wants 4 judges, even though their incessant chattering will always make the show run over. But Ellen? Really?! Her musical background is what again exactly? Oh that's right. NONE. The shark has been so jumped that it's already been down to the police station to file a report about its missing wallet and cell phone. Twice. Yeah.

Thing That Made Die Inside: Sept 8

The use of the awesome, awesome, beyond awesome Cobra Starship song "Good Girls Go Bad" in the America's Next Top Model commercials. Why do you have to taint everything I love, Tyra? WHY?!