Oh no

People.com ran a story this morning that Taylor Momsen, Jenny from GG, has been hospitalized with "a severe, potentially life-threatening throat infection" but that she is expected to make a full recovery and return to work on Friday. I'm sorry but what? She almost died but she's going to be fine? Is that even possible? Is this story even true? I'm confused, but perhaps that's because I was distracted by the picture of her awful new haircut, which you can see here. It is nice to hear that's she ok, though, as GG wouldn't be the same without her awkward faces and desire for fame and power. Feel better Little J.