Shonda Rhimes, You Are Ruining Blondes for Me

I could take about the few good things in tonight's episode. I could talk about the heartbreaking story of the dad with epilepsy and the daughter who tries to take care of him. I could talk about the strain on Mer and Cristina's relationship, which seems like it's almost at the breaking point. I could talk about Bailey, and how wonderfully awesome she is and how I wish she was my mentor. I could talk about how Sloan has developed into this really cool character who I want to be my wingman next time I go out. I could talk about how sad Callie seems and I how I feel bad for her. I could talk about all those things, but I won't because Shonda Rhimes and her fucking crazy pills and crazy ass storylines are ruining this show for me. I repeat: RUINING. THIS. SHOW. FOR. ME. And she doing it with what is starting to feel like an army of psychotic blondes. Why blondes, Shonda, why? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?!!

Let's start with the guest star, Leslie Grossman, who is hilarious in everything else she is in. Tonight she played a hypochondriac who needed a fecal implant from her husband. Translation: He had to poop into a bowl and Karev had to take it and put it in her butt. Ewwwwwwwww. Gross.

Next we have Sadie, the crazy bitch who popped out of nowhere. I don't understand how she and Meredith could be such good friends and yet we're only seeing and hearing about her just now. Also, given her high level of crazy, I seriously question Mer's judgment and I never ever want her to be my doctor. And that shit she pulled? Cutting herself open on the table when Lexie was about to come to her senses and not do the stupid, stupid, moronic, insane surgery one her? WHAT IS IT WITH HER AND CUTTING HERSELF OPEN?!!!! She's obviously got some weird kind of S&M cutting fetish, but come on. Who the fuck does that? Thank god she didn't die or else we would have had another Denny Duquette situation on our hands, with interns acting dumb and doing dumb things and endangering their careers. Speaking of Denny....

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IZZIE?!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A DEAD GUY!!!!!! AN IMAGINARY DEAD GUY SINCE THE REAL DENNY IS PROBABLY BURIED IN THE GROUND SOMEWHERE. (The only redeeming part to this story was Mer, Alex, and Der standing in the hallway listening to Izzie moan like a porno queen. Hilarious.) IZZIE, YOU KNOW DENNY DIED. IN FACT, YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE REASON HE'S DEAD. YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DEAD FIANCEE. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU SAY YOU'RE CRAZY. YOU'RE STILL TALKING TO YOUR CRAZY DEAD FIANCEE. DIDN'T YOU SEE A BEAUTIFUL MIND AND HOW JOHN NASH STARTED IGNORING HIS MADE UP NOT REAL FRIENDS? YOU COULD LEARN A LOT FROM HIM YOU SICK BITCH!!!!!!! AND YOU'RE PLAYING POOR ALEX. THE GUY WHO'S LAST GIRLFRIEND TRIED TO KILL HERSELF. ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK HIM???? DO YOU GET OFF ON BEING SO CRAZY, YOU BAT SHIT CRAZY CRAZY PERSON??????? The kicker to this whole storyline is that Shonda is saying that Izzie DOESN'T have a brain tumor. Hah. If she doesn't have a tumor then she needs some serious meds. DO YOU HEAR THAT IZZIE? GO SEE DR. WYATT (which would be a nice excuse to get Amy Madigan back) AND LET HER HELP YOU THROUGH YOUR CRAZY. I REALLY HATE YOU IZZIE. I REALLY DO. LET YOUR FUCKING DEAD FIANCEE GO AND RELIEVE US OF THIS STORYLINE. AND YOU SHONDA RHIMES, EVERYTHING I JUST SAID TO IZZIE APPLIES TO YOU TOO. STOP TAKING YOUR FUCKING CRAZY PILLS AND GET YOUR SHOW BACK ON TRACK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? GET. IT. BACK. ON. TRACK. NOW!!!!!!!!!

I have nothing else to say about tonight's episode, so I will leave you with some quotes and hopefully when the show returns in two weeks we will start to put this idiocy behind us.


"I'm crazy. That's what this is. Craziness."--The Bat Shit One to Denny at the beginning of the episode. YES YOU ARE.

"Who's making a porno movie in Izzie's room?"--Derek.

"Married, betrayed, gay, abandoned, and then I woke and had no idea how I got here."--Callie, summarizing her storyline for the last two seasons.

"Well at least I'll still have you. You'll still be my friend and have sex with me when I want." "Anytime. You know, once your face heals."--Callie and Mark after she got her nose broken. So many things wrong with that interaction.

"I'm not going to crap into a bowl until you admit it was a pimple"--Poop guy

"What do you mean 'no' ?"--Christina. The way she said that made me very scared.

"No poop. No poop for you."--Poop guy channeling his best Soup Nazi

"I've taken your crap all these years. Now it's your turn to take mine."--Poop guy